"Shower Thoughts" — Everyday Miniature Epiphanies

You know that feeling when you're in the shower, rehearsing nonexistent arguments or practicing tomorrow's most badass comeback to an insult you'll never receive, and suddenly feel like you've discovered the meaning of life?

Well, maybe the meaning to one facet of one moment of life—but, still, these thoughts tend to feel crazy important. Here are some of the most poignant mini-epiphanies reached by Watershed Students.

If you forget a sleeping bag on the backpacking trip, the solution is the same as if you forget a fork: spoon." - Leo S.

There are more buttcheeks in the world than there are people." - Kathlin A.

Has a murderer ever walked past me, contemplated murdering me, and then just been like, 'Nah'?" - Sarah B.

The symbol that marks cruelty free products is so freaking cute!"

How long does it take for grave-robbing to become archaeology?" - Ari

Chocolate is a flavor of milk and milk is a flavor of chocolate." - Leo S.

Nothing is real, our own existence is a futile illusion, and we will never know anything about the nature of reality." - The entire 11/12 class, constantly