“It’s an exfoliating brush for your teeth.” - Bodhi K.
“Oh, heck! I need to go get my crow call!” - Marrion B.
“Do you think there are more bowls in the world than people? I think there are more bowls in the world than people.” - Cameron H.
“You know that feeling when you just go into a morgue? Yeahhhhh.” - Teo S.
“That’s my genetic material right there!” - Teo S.
“You know what word really excites me… LOAM!” - Cameron H.
“Like… what the heck happened to my clothes?” - Pablo S.
“Give us the Luddle! “ - Allie C.
“My spleen is Arnold Schwarzenegger from the Terminator.” - Sam A.
“It’s not peer pressure; it’s let’s be sober and hit things with a stick!” - Mikai T.
“If you kick enough watermelons, you can break a kneecap.” - Teo S.
“Does your grandmother make you shove your hand in a tube of cottage cheese?” - Ella N.
“I’m a good person: look at my boobs!” - Anonymous Male
“Get back on that ‘Grindr’ site, man!” - Andrew C.
“Sam, I will only bless the rains down in Africa if it is culturally and socially intelligent to do so.” - Unknown
“Party ‘till you're homeless!” - Homeless man with face tattoos on Pearl, to a group of Watershed students
“Your personality is basically just a short synopsis of Air Bud.” - Marrion B., to Jack B.