It just occurred to me that a ferret is the weiner dog version of a squirrel." - Devin D.
My worst enemy is just like me. She’s like a smaller... Guatemalan me.” - Dani C.
If you’re going to go accurate, you’re going to add a butt crack and butt dimples.” - Hayden M.
Diaaaaabetes in a baaaaaag!” - Unknown Middle Schooler (whilst sharply rounding a corner)
My handwriting is perfectly illegible!” - Kathlin A.
That’s a dumb letter! Why did you pick such a dumb letter? You just ruined the game for everyone involved.” - Cameron H.
Ugh… I wish my childhood had been harder so that I could rap better!” - Anonymous 6th-grader