Heard in the Halls: Fall 2018

I will astral project to Illegal Pete's." - Grace K.

Econo-meat packaging facility.” - Leo S.
“Econo-carnivore.” - Riley S.
“Econo-meat yummy.” - Leo S.
“Econo-montana.” - Riley S.
“Will you econo-marry me?” - Riley S.
“Econ-no.” - Leo S.

His name is Jonathan, he said ‘barn door’ seven times, and he’s going to contact my seventh-grade email.” - Sam A.
"God opened up the barn door for him to step into our lives: our Lord and Savior, Jonathan.” - Marrion B.​

Sam pulled Ty out of advisory today. I think he proposed to him?” - Leo S.

If you don’t know who Thanos is, you’re missing out.” - Unknown Middle Schooler

“Was she blowing my didge?” - Chris C.

[loudly] YES!! .... [quietly] I’m sorry, I was really excited about that.” - Cameron H, hitting Ty M. repeatedly

Shots, shots, shots, shots!” - Unknown Middle Schooler

“Riley, what’s your third favorite organ?” - Sam A.

There’s twirling, and there’s birds!” - Cameron H.

You can get more money, but you can’t get more life.” - Zoey Z.

“I saw a 300-year-old Bonsai tree in Japan. It looked like a boat.” - Cameron H.

“[yelling] STANDFORD… IS… NOT… REAL!!!!!” - Cameron H.

I’m gonna murder you, and then I’ll give your bones to my dog!” - Unknown Middle Schooler

I’m not sure we can trust the journalistic integrity of the Watershed Watermark.” - Leo S.