Whatever you say, SEGWAY BOY." - Riley S.
Let's romanticize a terminal illness, yeah!" - Megan B.
Actually, spines are the closest to knees as knees are." - Marrion B.
Can you still feel your legs?" - Teo S.
Someday, piles of bread may not be sufficient." - Jen C.
I want to be reborn as a dandelion and eaten by a labrador." - Jack B.
Mussolini looked like a sweaty hard-boiled egg after it's been peeled." - Cameron H.
Ooooooh, you know, that musky man!" - Emily G.
DO NOT ANNIHILATE THE SQUELCHING APPLICATOR." - Riley S.
Sam just offered me pocket lint in the shape of a mint." - Megan B.
I fought God in Northern California and lost." - Marrion B.