Justin Bieber! Ants!" - Zak S.
Your grandma is married to ELON MUSK?!?" - Clara B.
Don't even get me started about Pliny the Elder." - Marrion B.
Our language robs other countries' in a trench coat." - Marrion B.
Bakers are bakers because of brain damage." - Stefen M.
Guys, I got a computer charger. All we need is deodorant now." - Izzy C.
We don't put curse words in 'Heard in the Halls,' you (expletive) idiot." - Anonymous
You're not fat. You know who's fat? You." Sarah B., to the same person
You can literally make Africa." - Riley S.
The moon's a-rising." - Emily G.
I'm about as acrobatic as a dead frog." - Marrion B.
That's not even a human. That's just a child." - Nico G.
I want prisoners of war!" - Janie R.
The more I simulate the Void, the easier it is for me to work." - Sam A.
If I were a clownfish, I'd sleep all day." - Andy K.
Enough blue sky to make a Dutchman's pants." - Cameron H.
If you wanna know something, go to the magic lesbian." - Sam A.
Everything looks the same. That's what's weird about it. See, Lee's wearing a donut." - Sarah B.
This duck is taking gender roles to a whole new level." - Zak S.
Technology will not rule me!" - Jen C., whilst hitting an alarm clock with a stick.
I'm not a squirrel. I knew a guy once... nevermind." - Ellie G.
I looked up pictures of renewable energy and all that came up was an avocado." - Abbi S.
We're all gonna look like Walter White in our smocks and underwear." - Nico G.
Grind their heads into the ground." - Cameron H.
Bless you, little mousies." - M.J.
I need an English dictionary over here; what’s a finger leg?” -Tyler S.
I know, but at least I’m better than magenta!” - Marrion B.
We found out, dot man.” - Suzanne D.
That white kid looks like a half-baked potato.” - Kath A.
Um, I echolocate. Why do you think I talk so much?” - Marrion B.
I still don’t have muscles, no matter how many handles there are!” - Grace P.
Literally, Pablo’s a big sweetheart.” - Jacob W.
Maybe everybody’s gay for the stay, and the stay is life.” - Grace K.
It’s literally so easy to put someone’s face on a watermelon.” - Riley S.
I’m just gonna stretch and think about Communism.” - Megan B.