If you don’t buy Pocket Pants™, I will personally kill your family. For a whole new generation, Pocket Pants™ will be the new currency. Because I will control the Pocket Pants™ empire, I will control the entire economy.” - Cameron H.
And then he realized that I was the dominant turkey and backed down." - Cameron H.
There’s so much pocket space!” - Cameron H., whilst sprinting in the natural history museum in Denver
Doesn’t everyone have a hit list? I spend at least ten minutes a day debating whether or not to switch up the order.” - Tyler S.
We'll be laying on the sidewalk in, like, oatmeal and egg, some olive oil and walnuts… and blood.” - Eloise H.
Can we hypothetically calculate the rate at which the spoon that does not exist is bending?” - Tyler S.
Then, all of a sudden, my ears are ringing, there’s a dent in the ceiling, and I am covered in soup.” - Anonymous